Week 17 is the end … for fantasy football contests. If you play NFL Survivor, you have this week and next week to keep track of. So Week 17 isn’t to win it all. It’s to stay alive.
Which brings me to the process for my Week 17 pick, below. And if you’re into numbers, don’t miss Aaron Schatz’s legendary content and our StatsHub advanced stats research tool for next-level insights.
NFL Survivor Picks for Week 17
Every week, we have the same process. We eliminate teams in groups until we narrow it down to our real considerations. Start with all 32, whittle it down. Also, just for the record — this game is “once you use a team, they’re off the board,” so I won’t pick a team I’ve already used. That said, I won’t eliminate such a team until I get to my final decision, because we don’t know if you used the team I used.
Opponent Is Too Good
Maybe these are good teams, maybe not, but it’s too hard to trust them given who they are facing. This is a 10-team list every week (fewer when there are byes); we are eliminating anyone facing a top-10 team in our FTN NFL Power Rankings.
Atlanta Falcons (vs. LA Rams)
Buffalo Bills (vs. Philadelphia)
Carolina Panthers (vs. Seattle)
Chicago Bears (@ San Francisco)
Indianapolis Colts (vs. Jacksonville)
Kansas City Chiefs (vs. Denver)
Los Angeles Chargers (vs. Houston)
New York Jets (vs. New England)
Philadelphia Eagles (@ Buffalo)
San Francisco 49ers (vs. Chicago)
That’s 10 off the board, leaving us 22 to go.
They’re Too Bad
You can face the worst team in all of football, but if you’re the second-worst team, well, I’m still not going to be too excited about selecting you. We’ll return to the power rankings here and cross off any team in the bottom 12.
Arizona Cardinals (@ Cincinnati)
Cincinnati Bengals (vs. Arizona)
Cleveland Browns (vs. Pittsburgh)
Las Vegas Raiders (vs. NY Giants)
Miami Dolphins (vs. Tampa Bay)
Minnesota Vikings (vs. Detroit)
New Orleans Saints (@ Tennessee)
New York Giants (@ Las Vegas)
Tennessee Titans (vs. New Orleans)
Washington Commanders (vs. Dallas)
Ten more out leaves us with 12.
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Island Games
This one isn’t a hard-and-fast category — if I don’t have another pick I like and feel like a prime-time (or Europe) game is just the overwhelming choice, I might double back. Generally speaking, the spotlight games are just weird. That’s not analysis, but also you know I’m right. I would much rather avoid games on Thursday, Sunday or Monday night. And as we get to the final few weeks, the Saturday-and-whatever-else games are ones to avoid as well.
Lot of them this week! And yes, some of them (Thursday in particular) feature some teams in really bad situations, but … it’s still “weird time of week.” I want to steer clear.
Baltimore Ravens (@ Green Bay)
Dallas Cowboys (@ Washington)
Denver Broncos (@ Kansas City)
Detroit Lions (@ Minnesota)
Green Bay Packers (vs. Baltimore)
Houston Texans (@ LA Chargers)
Los Angeles Rams (@ Atlanta)
Seven more. We have five left — our nine contenders.
The Contenders
Once we’re down to this small a number of teams, we’re done cutting them in swaths. We look at the pros and cons for each team and then figure it out. I’m also diving into our NFL Betting Model to see what the numbers think of the game.
Jacksonville Jaguars (@ Indianapolis)
Model Projection: Jaguars 23.56-20.89, Jaguars 57.5% win rate
Pros: Suddenly, the Jaguars look like one of the league’s elite teams, while the Colts have lost six of seven and the defense couldn’t stop a feather last week.
Cons: The Colts have their backs against the wall. And it was only a couple months ago that absolutely no one trusted the Jags.
New England Patriots (@ NY Jets)
Model Projection: Patriots 30.10-14.49, Patriots 86.1% win rate
Pros: The Patriots might be the 1 seed in the AFC. The Jets might have the first pick in the NFL Draft.
Cons: Maybe the Patriots decide to give the Jets a Christmas present? Short of absolute charity, I got nothin’.
Pittsburgh Steelers (@ Cleveland)
Model Projection: Steelers 18.59-15.26, Steelers 62.1% win rate
Pros: The Steelers have every motivation to win and potentially lock up the AFC North. The Browns have no such motivation.
Cons: The Cleveland defense still has the ability to go game-wrecker mode.
Seattle Seahawks (@ Carolina)
Model Projection: Seahawks 24.64-20.55, Seahawks 61.2% win rate
Pros: The Seahawks are pretty unequivocally a better team than the Panthers and have been road monsters under Mike Macdonald.
Cons: The Panthers just happen to beat elite teams with surprising frequency this season.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@ Miami)
Model Projection: Buccaneers 25.90-20.64, Buccaneers 63.8% win rate
Pros: The Dolphins appear to have all but phoned in the season. Maybe Notre Dame can play them if they want a good opponent.
Cons: The Buccaneers have fallen apart before our eyes. Can they beat anyone anymore?
The Pick
New England Patriots (@ NY Jets)
It felt a little silly to eliminate all the bad Thursday matchups in one fell swoop, but even if I still had them available to me (and even if I hadn’t already selected all the other teams in The Contenders), the Patriots would still be the easy pick. Imagine what would have to happen for the Jets to win this game. I can’t think of a non-natural-disaster scenario.
Honorable Mention
Denver Broncos (@ Kansas City) — if you didn’t use them when I did
Los Angeles Rams (@ Atlanta) — if you didn’t use them when I did
2025 record: 13-3
Week 1: Broncos (W)
Week 2: Rams (W)
Week 3: Chiefs (W)
Week 4: Packers (L)
Week 5: Cardinals (L)
Week 6: Steelers (W)
Week 7: Bears (W)
Week 8: Colts (W)
Week 9: Chargers (W)
Week 10: Lions (W)
Week 11: Ravens (W)
Week 12: Seahawks (W)
Week 13: Jaguars (W)
Week 14: Buccaneers (L)
Week 15: 49ers (W)
Week 16: Texans (W)
Week 17: Patriots